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There is no page here. Indeed there is no page within a hundred miles of here. In fact, there has never been a page here.

I am not worried, and neither should you be.

In fact, as we speak, viruses are committing suicide outside the walls of this server and we encourage them to continue doing so. We are not afraid of the viruses. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned.

We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing programs and trying to distort the feelings of the computers they will win. I think they will not win, those villains.